So I like turtles
So hey what's up :D My name is Seabasschan
I have nothing to say here.
I am the most boring person ever.
I don't really have any special qualities.
LOL My best friends are @yomiasoda & @alreadyoverthis & one more but I don't think he wants people to know his tumblr or whatever I don't know AHAHAH
I hate exercise... that is why I am fat.
HMU :D YAY
1: My daughter had an imaginary friend named Sally, she told me once about how Sally was in jail for chopping her mom’s head off….
2: My daughter when we were home alone one night, “mommy, who’s that man on the ceiling?”
3: “The shadow man keeps talking to me at my window.”
4: I was reading a story to my daughter when she suddenly slammed it shut, point to the empty doorway, and screamed “you get out of here! You’ve killed enough people!”
5: “I need to get my hands on a giant penis so I can put this fire out all the way!”
6: “Daddy, when can we get rid of that kid hanging in my closet?” I asked her what she was talking about and she told me all about a teenage boy who was hanging by a belt around his neck in her closet. I went to her closet there was nothing there, and she said he only is there when I’m not around.
7: “There are three dead kids buried in our back yard. They told me where we can find them.”
8: My five year old son once looked up at me while we were watching a movie and said, “I think I remember coming out of your no-no.”
9: “Mommy, there’s a kid covered in blood in my bedroom and he won’t go away.”
10: My 4yo shook me awake one night and asked if she could sleep with me because tonight the old woman at the window was being mean for some reason.
11: An 8 year old I used to teach had a hard time with eye contact and appropriate touch. He looked me straight in the eyes one morning, not missing a beat, and told me, “you know, I think you’d look a lot better if you were dead in my basement.”
12: “Mom, why is that lady from the cemetery sitting in my room?”
sooooo… i know that you don’t want to go to school tomorrow,
if it makes you feel any better
all you have to do is survive three weeks
it’s winter break
and that means
you get to sit inside, watch netflix, and cover yourself in blankets!!
YOU CAN DO IT BABE
I BELIEVE IN YOU AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH
my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out
please stop reblogging this my dad thinks hes cool now
I did my moms hair for thanksgiving