So I like turtles
So hey what's up :D My name is Seabasschan
I have nothing to say here.
I am the most boring person ever.
I don't really have any special qualities.
LOL My best friends are @yomiasoda & @alreadyoverthis & one more but I don't think he wants people to know his tumblr or whatever I don't know AHAHAH
I hate exercise... that is why I am fat.
HMU :D YAY

 

sassygaymalec:

kaciart:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and I poured it down the sink and made my own cup

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sounds more like the american revolution if you ask me

(Source: wsswatson)

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

ohitroyler:

ridge:

KIM KARDASHIAN’S COMMENTS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND

I CAN NOT BREATHE

ohitroyler:

ridge:

KIM KARDASHIAN’S COMMENTS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND

I CAN NOT BREATHE

kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

hope163:

First i was like who is this.. Than clicked play.. Ahhhhhh

(Source: tosholyonne)